The following is a list of all signals with names as in the
SIGHUP 1 hangup. Forces bossname to re-read
his/her job description and figure out that he/she
knows squat about sysadmin work or life, in general.
SIGINT 2 interrupt. Prevents the bossname
from interrupting the sysadmin for one hour.
SIGQUIT 3 quit. Causes the boss to quit his/her
job with no explanation.
SIGILL 4 illegal instruction. Makes the boss believe
the last instruction he/she gave was illegal, so he/she withdraws it.
SIGTRAP 5 trace trap. Display the exact location
of the boss.
SIGABRT 6 abort. Makes the boss go home and
try again tomorrow.
SIGKILL 9 kill. Game over.
SIGBUS 10 bus error. Boss's transportation
fails on the way to work.
SIGSEGV 11 segmentation violation. Boss realizes
he/she is trying to do something for which he/she is not quailified and stops.
SIGSYS 12 bad argument. Boss loses.
SIGPIPE 13 smoke pipe. Boss samples some
green leafy substance and mellows out.
SIGALRM 14 alarm. Boss is startled and falls over.
Best used when boss is walking next to his/her boss.
SIGTERM 15 termination signal. Boss is fired.